I had a flat tire on I-5 yesterday, so I pulled over, got out of the
car and opened my trunk.
I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of
my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!

Just as I had hoped, cars started slowing down looking at the men which
made it much safer for me to work on the side of the road!
 honked and waved, and it wasn't long before one of California`s Finest
pulled up behind me.
He wanted to know what the heck I was doing, so I calmly explained that I
was changing my flat. He told me he could see that, but demanded to know
what the heck my cardboard men were doing standing at the rear of my car.
I couldn't believe he didn't know....SO I told him...... 
Well DUH....I explained to the angry trooper.....


They're my Emergency Flashers!!!!
I GO TO COURT IN January!!!